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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert? You get this: ===D==8="
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"Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. He also says ""Tremendous"", ""Sad"", and ""Pathetic""."
"Where have you been all my life? Please go back there."
"What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball? Choke."
"Have you guys heard about Wendys? Wendys nuts going to be in that mouth"
"What would you do with $1 Million? I would buy a new butt, mine has a hole in it."
"How a phone recall works. Samsung: Send us your exploding phone. Microsoft/Nokia: A software update will fix that. Apple: You are using it wrong."
"Barksy, it's like Banksy, but he's a dog. Now I just sit back and watch the retweets roll in."
"""It seems like many polls are turning against you. How do you respond?"" TRUMP: They should be sent back to Poland. Very dangerous people."
"Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his sister is dead."