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Joke of the Day
"What candy is traditionally served at a Jewish wedding. Mazel toffee."
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"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"A guy says to the other... ""Marriage has taken all the joy out of sex."" ""How so?"" ""You know, there is always the terrifying chance of my wife coming home."""
"""Hey, it's been forever, let's hang out!"" ""No, it's been forever for a reason."""
"My hand has never pumped so hard for a little squirt. Stupid empty soap bottle."
"somebody took my dog while we were waiting in line at the vet i cried out ""Somebody stole my Spot!!"""
"Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy? If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)"
"Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested."
"Why cant russians drive stick? Because they are always Stalin!"
"Romeo possum: [kissing] You're so hot Juliet possum: [plays dead] Romeo possum: Not cool, babe"