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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because they like to climax at the part when the hooker gives the money back."

"What's grosser than gross, and sicker than sick? When you sit on Grampa's lap and he pops a boner."

"What do I want to do to your body? I don't know. Identify it, I guess."

"Recent studies have shown that several species of shrimp have randomly died while migrating to other seas or oceans I guess they were accident prawn"

"What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic? ANKH ANKH!!"

"What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ? Tuesday"

"Two crows walk into a bar. Before they can order their first drink, they get arrested for attempted murder."

"Hey Paul Ryan, why don't you save some first names for the rest of us."

"Then outermost layer of your skin is mostly dead cells, so congratulations you're dead on the outside as well as the inside."

"Why did Bill Gates name his company ""MicroSoft"" It is believed ""MicroSoft"" is a brief description of his penis ;-)"