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Joke of the Day

"I got really drunk last night, so I decided to take the bus home... I've never driven a bus before!"

"CRUEL JOKE What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer."

"Darth Vader The first black guy to admit he's a father"

"I'm black, and I really hate it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. I guess some old habits never die... White man always leavin' me hanging"

"So I was going down on my grandmother the other day.. And her pussy tasted like horse semen. I had to stop myself for a second and think to myself ""Is this how she died?"""

"What do you call a Mexican mountain climber? Caribeaner"

"Dipping dots, more like garbage dots. Go back to the future, dipping dots"

"I'm going to swallow a jack-in-the-box so that when they do an autopsyBOING, surprise!"

"Amish Hooker What's an Amish Hooker do? Ten Mennonite! (Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.) edit: I accidentally a "")"", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)"

"Grandma, if you're looking down on me right now - close your eyes for a few minutes."