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Joke of the Day
"You don't owe anyone an explanation for who you are."
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"Anne Boleyn: My love, I wait for but one word from you Henry VIII: New phone who dis Anne: Your wife Henry VIII: Lol which one"
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"The plumber came to fix the toilet & said, ""Where is the water main?"" so I turned on the tap & said, ""Right here, main."""
"I just ran over my dog. April fools! I don't know whose dog it was."