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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"Do it tomorrow. You have made enough mistakes for today."

"truth Give a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life"

"What's a ninja's favourite drink? Waaaaa-taaah!!!"

"Son: Mom, when I will grow up enough to get out of the house without asking you? Mom: Son, your dad has not grown up as much yet."

"Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head"

"Saw a Steve Jobs doppelganger on a Spirit airlines flight today You could say that he was there, in Spirit."

"I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the red states have to wait, because elections have consequences."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? Some people are against shooting guns."

"Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn"