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Joke of the Day
"What did one egg say to the other? It's just a Yolk!!"
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"Step 1 Change your Wi-Fi password to ""blowmefirst."" Step 2 Wait for someone to ask you for it."
"Did you know scientists just announced diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes"
"i'm really nervous about getting my girlfriend's pregnancy results back... and i'm not even the one who'll have to raise the baby alone!"
"What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? One less drunk"
"What's the difference between driving in fog and eating pussy? When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you"
"[Riding a saddled turtle] BATTLE TORTOISE, GOOOO!! [turtle just goes normal speed for turtles] Aww man."
"What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals? A Freudian Flip."
"There's nothing more disturbing than the 1st time you hear someone you know using their ""whooo's a good dog"" voice."
"are you the girl who types everything said in court? ""yes"" I'm sorry *turns to prosecutor and answers his question with dolphin noises*"