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Joke of the Day

"Two penguins are taking a bath together... ... One penguin asks the other penguin, ""Hey, could you pass the soap?"" and the other one says, ""Whah do I wook wike, a typewhita??"""

"What is a french bakers lifestyle like? Its a life of pain"

"Can I get some of you to sign my Medium open letter ""Hello rude teens, I don't know what memes are but stop doing memes at me!!!""?"

"What does a girl who loves giving head eat for breakfast? scrotemeal"

"I've been asking God to send me my soul-mate. Either he's not listening or we've got very different ideas on how she should look."

"Is toasting with deaf people offensive? Hear hear..."

"Paddy goes to court for armed robbery! The jury foreman comes out and announced ""Not Guilty"" ""That's Grand"", shouted Paddy! ""Does that mean I can keep the money?"""

"I kept hitting my fingers while trying to nail a sign to my wall... So I said, ""Screw it!"""

"I love giving my girlfriend orgasms. Too bad she just spits them out."

"I could never cheat in a relationship... Because that would require two people to find me attractive."