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Joke of the Day

"What does a girl who loves giving head eat for breakfast? scrotemeal"

"My daughter wants to know when the hamster we ""planted"" in the garden will start growing."

"Whoever named the White House and the Pentagon also probably named oranges."

"What do the chronically late have in common with sex traffickers? They both ""run behind""."

"I wanted to propose to her. I wanted to propose her.I gave her a ring.What the heck,she won't pick up the phone."

"Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? ...because it was a pdf file."

"What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ? Two abominable snowballs"

"I'd love to get myself a job inspecting mirrors! I could really see myself doing that."

"Did you know that 99% of Americans use the internet regularly? The other 1% are the politicians."

"What do you call over the counter Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"