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Joke of the Day

"Paddy goes to court for armed robbery! The jury foreman comes out and announced ""Not Guilty"" ""That's Grand"", shouted Paddy! ""Does that mean I can keep the money?"""

"Me: Do you want to meet your sisters at the bus stop? 5: *doesn't look up* I already know them."

"What kind of cheese do metalheads eat? BRIEEEEEEEEEEEE. I hate myself"

"What's the difference between a good joke and a woman? The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time."

"Here is my period story Period. End of story."

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"

"Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow"

"Coworker: That's a stupid song Me: Your face is stupid Coworker: Way to be mature Me: YOUR FACE IS MATURE!!"

"Some kids were making fun of the new Spanish guy. I said, ""Ole off him."""

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not three. It's still dark in my basement."