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Joke of the Day

"Can I get some of you to sign my Medium open letter ""Hello rude teens, I don't know what memes are but stop doing memes at me!!!""?"

"What's a pedophile's favorite musical key? A minor Hahahahahaha I'm making music flashcards and I'm soooo bored :/"

"What does a news anchor say during sex? this just in"

"A ship full of red paint crashes into a island... The sailors were marooned."

"Without that little voice in your head you wouldn't be able to read this."

"Maybe the cost of a barrel of oil wouldn't be so expensive if Donkey Kong didn't waste thousands of them in the '80s throwing them at Mario."

"A child asked me where babies come from. I said,""Like every other man, in Vegas after a night of drinking and clubbing."""

"Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair? Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck."

"What Kind Of Bagel Can Fly? A Plain Bagel."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? If you said ""arrr"" you'd be wrong. It be the sea"