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Joke of the Day

"I love giving my girlfriend orgasms. Too bad she just spits them out."

"How do you turn regular water into holy water? You boil the hell out of it."

"First thing you do in the school of rock? Rock enroll."

"Let's spend the rest of our next 5 to 7 years together."

"What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student? An essay."

"What is the only group of cops who get in trouble when a black guy gets killed? secret service"

"What's another name for a dictator? A penis potato!"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton run for president. Who loses? America."

"Did you hear about the movie based on an Australian dystopian future society? Apparently it's a cross between Idiocracy and Mad Max....it's called Bogan's Run..."

"I used to be addicted to soap.... I'm clean now."