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Joke of the Day
"Is toasting with deaf people offensive? Hear hear..."
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"Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? Because he is always pulling on his ears."
"I never knew Godwin's law was in the English Oxford dictionary.. What a bunch of language fascists. edited: grammar Nazis"
"I got confused watching highlights from the SAG awards. I always thought they were the 15-year reunions of the AVNs."
"Was kicked out of Walmart today. When I walked in I saw a ""Wet Floor"" sign. So I did."
"Confucius say....... ........woman who fly in plane upside down, crack up."
"This autographed Bible isn't authentic, unless Je$u$ is actually how he signed his name."
"My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front. Credit Evan Sayet."
"something that I miss about being a child is people asking me what my favourite shape is. adults don't do this.it's a rhombus. u don't care"
"What's black, white, and red all over? A dying nun."