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Joke of the Day

"What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed? The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray."

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. I should have cooked it at Aloha temperature."

"My girlfriend and I met at our office outside the bathroom... Now we tell others we met on PeeHarmony."

"TIFU: I was called in to teach 6th grade math but ended up teaching 8th grade english Sorry, wrong sub."

"It's been a week since my wife went missing. The police told me to expect the worst. So I took her things back out of the garbage bin."

"I hate being bipolar... But it's also pretty awesome sometimes."

"I am starving and horny. This cucumber is going in me one way or another."

"Too err is human... To blame the next guy is even more so."

"I thought about another woman while having sex with my wife so to make up for it... I thought of my wife while having sex with another woman."

"My wife asked me about where to put a dish when unloading the dishwasher... I looked at her and said ""As a French whore would say 'Put it anywhere it fits.'"