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Joke of the Day

"TIFU: I was called in to teach 6th grade math but ended up teaching 8th grade english Sorry, wrong sub."

"Do you think Charlie Sheen admitted to being HIV positive on national television... because it was easier than making phone calls?"

"What did the knife say to the pretty lady? Nothing, she knew what was coming..."

"Why is the alcoholic law student sad? Because he couldn't pass the bar."

"How do snowmen get around? By icicle."

"Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead? Because it was irony."

"I told my dad to do a magic trick So he disappeared forever"

"Which political party do the letters A through Y affiliate with. The Not-Z Party"

"This could be the LSD talking, but I'm pretty sure I'd be more comfortable riding on the roof of the car."

"Bad pirate jokes! I'll start. What be a pirate's favorite restaurant? You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's."