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Joke of the Day
"Too err is human... To blame the next guy is even more so."
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"How do you get the drummer off your front porch? Pay for the pizza."
"Why doesn't Oprah Winfrey have sex with her husband? She doesn't have a husband."
"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls... One of them says, ""man, I wish I could do that!"" The other says, ""well, maybe you should pet him first."""
"What did the spice scream during sex? Thyme cumin!"
"A tachyon leaves a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"My wife and I were supposed to have a conversation about my erectile disfunction. It never came up."
"What is the softest part of a wheel chair? The vegtable sitting in it"
"There's no ""I"" in team but there is one in shut your stupid mouth."