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Joke of the Day

"I hate being bipolar... But it's also pretty awesome sometimes."

"Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words."

"What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs? a bell."

"Pizza Hut: May I take your order? Me: Can you make a large pizza vegetarian? Pizza Hut: Yes, but don't ever call me vegetarian again."

"What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop? ""Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"""

"""What kind of house does cheese like to live in?"" ""A cottage"""

"Why didn't Lebron go to college? he didn't want to show up for the finals"

"I bet the creator of the artificial heart is pretty pissed that we still use ""sliced bread"" as our basis for great inventions."

"I will NEVER go bungee jumping... I came into this world because of broken rubber, no way am I leaving the same way"

"Guys, if a girl invites you upstairs for ""coffee,"" first make sure she has coffee, you don't want to get up there and there's no coffee."