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Joke of the Day

"I thought about another woman while having sex with my wife so to make up for it... I thought of my wife while having sex with another woman."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. ;)"

"I was just dancing like nobody was watching and anyway... my dogs dialed 911 and these firemen think I'm having a seizure."

"Fighting a war on drugs beats fighting a war sober"

"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."

"My Virgin friend just got 4 girl's numbers today. I've never been so proud I guess you could say his group project is getting serious"

"""There's no I in TEAM,"" he yells. ""There's no COACH in LOCKER ROOM,"" I respond. He leaves in stunned silence, and is never seen again."

"Most people call me ""bad at pickup lines"" But you? You can call me tonight."

"The fun way to tell if a celebrity is crazy is by how many times they delete and reactivate their Twitter account."

"What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !"