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Joke of the Day

"A Comprehensive Guide on How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ??? 4. Prophet."

"I see. You're the ""don't pigeonhole me"" type. Got it."

"People say I'm not good with Greek Mythology... I guess that it's my Achilles wrist."

"Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Because the teacher said ""do your essay"""

"The first time I run out of windshield wiper fluid is the last time I have windshield wiper fluid."

"I went for a run but came back home after 5 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes"

"My GF said a small penis isn't really a problem for our relationship I still wish she didn't have one though :("

"Has anyone checked whether cows really have 4 stomachs? Because it kinda sounds like a lie a cow made up once to get more food"

"Why is Iron Man Italian? Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony.."

"You all know any good masturbation jokes? C'mon, I bet we can crank some out."