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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse."
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"In a last ditch effort to curb over grazing, some ranchers have decided to drive their cattle up into the mountains. Analysts say the steaks have never been higher."
"The U.S mint stopped making pennies. I don't know why, it doesn't make any cents."
"Priest: Do you take this woman to be your wife? Me: ""I do"" Priest: Ok can you say it again without using finger quotes while you do it"
"Last night a police officer knocked on my door and said ""Sir, it looks like your mother in law has been hit by a bus"" I replied "" I know, but she has a great personality."""
"How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives? Asbestos they can."
"What's Irish and sits out all night? Patio furniture."
"A Chinese couple, Jane and Jack Wong, was killed by the White Walkers but never came back to life .. .. because ""two wongs don't make a wight [1]"" [1] http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Wights"
"What was Hitler's least favorite drink? Juice"
"When dogs suddenly stop licking themselves and stare into the distance, they're thinking, ""Shit. Did I leave the iron on?"""