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Joke of the Day

"What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?"

"Ways to make your woman happy. 1. Cook for her. 2. Surprise her with hugs & kisses. 3. Hide a lion in her apartment then rescue her."

"If I'm in a public bathroom and someone else in that same bathroom is on the phone and states that they are ANYWHERE ELSE, I flush my toilet"

"Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" The other fish says ""Holy shit a talking fish!"""

"What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap? The bucket"

"My friend loved to collect tractors but stopped after he had a bad accident in one. These days he helps the fire service by removing all the smoke from burning buildings... ...he is an ex-tractor fan."

"Is it true that in Siberia, bears walk on the streets? Nah, that's bullshit. There are no streets in Siberia."

"Sometimes relationships last longer when Facebook doesn't know about them."

"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually..."

"Wanna hear a rape joke? No? That's what she said."