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Joke of the Day
"Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat."
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"A man comes into a bar.... No, wait, it was a horse. So a man comes into a horse."
"My boss said to me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I said, ""I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."""
"Girlfriend's mascara died and I gave it a funeral, you know what they say... Lashes to lashes and dust to dust."
"Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."
"What are an Italian bench warmer's favorite vegetables? Asparagi!"
"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ? A feminist"
"Don't have shower sex It's a slippery slope that leads to bath things"
"Did you hear about the abstinent lenses? They never came in contact."
"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."