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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming"
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"Me: Table for four, please. And can we get some crayons? Her: Will there be children dining today? Me: No. The crayons are for me."
"My girlfriend was taking a survey online about ""Which holiday describes your sex life?"" She wasn't happy with me when I chimed in, ""Day of the Dead."""
"Why do they say I'm black in the bedroom? I'm fast."
"A man like me is hard to find. I trim maze hedges."
"The other hole. My buddy asked me the other day if whenever my wife and I were getting freaky if I ever tried having sex with her other ""hole"". I replied ""Hell No!"",.......... She might get pregnant."
"A man walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""
"Guys, they lied to us. Peach was never in any real danger and Mario and Bowser are buddies. I saw all of them hanging out and go-karting."
"H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge"
"What do you call Chinese jewelry? Bling blong"