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Joke of the Day

"Came up with this when I was 8, have mercy. What do you call a crazy person on the moon? A lunartic."

"Hey! You got your chatroulette in my peanut butter."

"Just heard local reports of a stalker, which is funny because I watch everyone through their windows and none of them look suspicious"

"Come over to the Nerd side... We have Pi."

"yesterday when I was contemplating my life while playing volleyball I wondered why the volleyball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"Did you hear about the man who took so much LSD he started spontaneously speaking Italian? It was a wopping dose."

"""..,you will die in seven days"" *creepy voice on the phone* Me; ""new phone, who dis?"""

"Few people have the balls to admit when they're wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls."

"If you play connect-the-dots with the stains on my shirt, it reveals a picture of a grown man who needs to use a bib."

"What's red, bloody and hangs of the back of a train? Miscarriage."