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Joke of the Day
"How good are Tesco's meatballs? They're the dog's bollocks!"
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"If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind a car, you get exhausted."
"""Most of Refugees are Doctors and Engineers"" -Barack Obama Thats right, they are all gynecologists"
"No Grandma, ""sausage fest"" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP"
"5yo slooowly walks by: ""Hi, mom and dad."" 4yo slooowly walks by: ""Hi, mom and dad."" CODE RED CODE RED"
"Isn't it so weird when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?... Anyway, my sister in law just caught me masturbating."
"What's long and black? The unemployed line."
"Twitter is like a dorm, someone is always up at every hour, someone is crying and someone is drunk."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"" (as told by my Irish granddad)"
"A guy in Saudi Arabia once masturbated, breaking the law of the land. His name? Sheik Dawood."