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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale"

"Sodium Person 1: ""Hey dude do you know what the symbol for Sodium is?"" Person 2: ""Na"" Person 1: ""I'll ask someone else then thanks anyway"""

"Did you hear about Jared Fogle? He likes to eat a little *too* fresh."

"What do you call a cold North African? A Brrbrr"

"What's worst than finding a worm in an apple? The holocaust"

"I won't believe Johnny Depp is engaged until I've seen he's put a ring, 90 bracelets, 7 scarves, a fedora and an ugly pair of glasses on it."

"I used to wonder how anybody could possibly drop a cell phone in the toilet. Used to."

"What's a German's favorite fruit? An Auto-Bahnana"

"Why did the skeletons start dancing? Because they forgot the g in graveyard."

"My boyfriend says I'm kind of selfish, but that's not true. I often think of other people. When I'm having sex with him."