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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale"

"ME: I'm heading to the shop ROOMMATE: What are you going to get? ME: [wearing a wedding dress] Compliments"

"For Follow Friday I recommend Saturday."

"maybe if we start calling abortions ""debortations"" republicans will support them?"

"Beethoven:Who wants to hear some Symphonies? *crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!"

"How do you get 100 babies into a bowl? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"

"how to get into shape: 1. punch a bear 2. run. this is your life now"

"I've been going to the gym for 3 weeks now with no results.. What Pokemon do I use to lose weight?"

"My blood type is A+ because I'm the best at everything. Even at having blood."

"I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.."