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Joke of the Day

"Just bought a Tupac of Eminems for 50 Cents It was Ludacris!"

"There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over."

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, you'll be a mile away and he'll be barefoot."

"I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?"

"What do we want? BIGGER PLACARDS! When do we want them? NO"

"If your problem can't be solved by me saying ""that's messed up"" and nodding a lot, then you shouldn't come to me for help"

"Michael J. Fox Got into a Car Accident Recently... He was really shaken up about it."

"An octopus is very cool because if Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were drowning, it would have enough tentacles to save all of them."

"Her: I'm pregnant Me: WHAT? H: Just kidding M: You scared me half to death H: My mom is coming to stay with us M: *the other half dies*"

"How are pirates like pimps? They both have gold teeth and say ""yo ho!"""