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Joke of the Day
"maybe if we start calling abortions ""debortations"" republicans will support them?"
Next Joke
"A girl next to me in the trai sneezed. Me: bless you She: I have a boyfriend A few rows behind us : I'm vegan"
"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed"
"(Arrives in rescue boat to aid sinking cruise ship full of today's pop artists, saves only Lorde and Sia, speeds away)"
"Doctor Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!"
"A dog is a man's best friend. Don't belive me? Put your wife in the trunk, put your dog in the trunk, wait a couple of hours. After open the trunk and looks who's happy to see you"
"Why do drug dealers love Muslims? Because they are always stoned."
"Why does Santa have a big sack? He only comes once a year. Why does he only come once a year? He only goes to see children once a year."
"Did you hear about that new Jewish car? It stops on a dime, then picks it up!"
"Donald Trump ...Title says all."