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Joke of the Day

"My blood type is A+ because I'm the best at everything. Even at having blood."

"I just couldn't stop watching the video about mechanically joining metal... It was riveting."

"Joke my dad told me: What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a javelin through her head"

"The Very Hungry Caterpillar taught me that I can binge eat carbs and then take a two week nap and I'll become beautiful."

"Spent an hour by my wife's grave God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond."

"I almost hit a bunny but then i missed it by a hare."

"Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you."

"Why Can't I Find Out Anything About This Superb Owl #superbowl"

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his cock."

"What's so ironic about disabled toilets? They're big enough to run around in."