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Joke of the Day

"I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.."

"Irony My friend was trying to explain to me that I don't understand the concept of irony... which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop."

"My wife asked me where I would like to be buried....... Apparently, "" Balls deep in your sister "" wasn't the anewer she was expecting."

"Contrary to popular belief, Plumbers are not good lovers They are emotionally draining..."

"If I had wings, I'd spread them and soar like an eagle for about ten minutes then space out on a phone wire with these fat pigeons"

"I'm not saying the police are over zealous but I was arrested yesterday for singing ""come on baby light my fire."" They said it was inflammatory."

"Two men were arguing when one goes: 'Come at me, you wanna fight? You can bring all your friends vs me'..... ... And then I'll beat up the BOTH of you."

"Man goes into the store... ...and he's quite startled by what he sees. The clerk has these great bushy eyebrows. Horrified, the man stutters, ""Can eyebrows your inventory?"""

"And on the 32nd day, God had forgotten to end his free trial, so he was charged for the month."

"My ex-girlfriend once said ""It's either me or Twitter."" I wonder how she's doing."