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Joke of the Day
"how to get into shape: 1. punch a bear 2. run. this is your life now"
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"People always keep making jokes about how people died in the Holocaust, my grandpa died during the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower and broke his neck."
"What does spinach and buttsex have in common ? No matter how it's done, kids don't like it"
"how do you reference your local humane society on twitter? ""##"""
"I just slept 8 hours straight Then another 2 hours gay"
"What do you call a mexican baptism? Bean dip."
"she wears short skirts I eat pizza she's cheer captain and I'm still eating pizza"
"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and wanted to go home."
"Girl, you look like trash. Can I take you out?"
"[test driving car with car salesman] *parks on make out hill*"