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Joke of the Day
"For Follow Friday I recommend Saturday."
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"Jury remains deadlocked in the case of Good Times v. Bad Times"
"*addresses the elephant in the room* *puts a stamp on the elephant in the room* ""My pen pal is gonna love this."""
"What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection? Hi Ping"
"[Buzzfeed for Cats] 6 THINGS THAT WILL MAKE U BOLT FROM THE ROOM -Vacuum cleaner -Walls -The floor -Air -Yourself -Nothing. Nothing at all"
"2 peanuts walk into an elevator One was Ray Rice and the other was assaulted"
"Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ""Damn."" A bad skydiver goes ""Damn."" WHACK!"
"What do you call a Scotsman that's been strangled to death by his own clothing? Kilt."
"The older I get, the farther apart I spread my feet when I use a urinal. Soon, I will be doing a Jean-Claude Van Damme split when I piss."
"I'm really against picketing. I just don't know how to show it."