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Joke of the Day
"I've been going to the gym for 3 weeks now with no results.. What Pokemon do I use to lose weight?"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? All that was left was de-Brie"
"Did you hear about the new morning-after pill for men? It changes your blood type"
"I've got a new job crushing fizzy drinks cans... It's soda pressing [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/6lWz2UD.jpg)"
"For me sex is like a game singleplayer"
"Being Irish means getting rip-roaring drunk on special occasions. For example, when you celebrate dinner."
"""You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying."" *raises megaphone to lips* How so?"
"King George. One day George is going to be king, thats not bad going for some one who started at Asda."
"Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon? Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt..."
"When there's still peanut butter on the knife after a dishwasher run, I just put it in the drawer because that peanut butter is clean."