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Joke of the Day
"These people are screaming like they've never seen pompoms on an axe before."
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"When hoes say, new year new me... they really mean new guys, new dick."
"What do you call a prepubescent rapist? ... a smooth criminal."
"I bet... ... you clicked here."
"What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose? Bing fwong dong 9/11"
"[shootout] Cop: I said fire a warning shot Me: I already did. Cop: you shot him in the face Me: warning the others that I'm a very good shot"
"A shower so cold, you call it by your exes name"
"Have you seen the news about the Seamus Costello Celebrity sex tape? It's all about the star he ploughs."
"Which pool ball do guys most commonly stick up their ass? The cue ball so they don't have to buy a whole set when it gets stuck Edit: It doesn't matter because you can buy individual billiards balls"
"What do you call a teacher who's always late for school? Mr Bus."