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Joke of the Day
"When hoes say, new year new me... they really mean new guys, new dick."
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"Actually, conservation of angular momentum makes the world go 'round."
"Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? It's making Head-Lines!"
"What's heavier, 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? Your mother."
"Thanks for the Christmas card featuring the ultrasound photo. Here's one of my family gathered around an MRI of my knee."
"i hate to get political on here but like honestly smokin weed is frickin sweet as hell ha ha"
"knock knock who there hop hop who knock knock who there hop hop who"
"[NSFW] The Fastest Man Alive ""Thank God you're here Premature Ejaculation Man!""Cried the helpless victim. ""I came as fast as I could!"" responded P.E. Man"
"The euthanasia has decreased in China since 1980. Because of the introduction of the ""one-child policy."""
"US Mexicans who support Donald Trump Clearly demonstrate appreciation for a trip to beautiful Mexico. --- ^And ^come ^back."