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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prepubescent rapist? ... a smooth criminal."
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"Probably already been done but... What is wrong with a humorless person? A broken funny bone. I'll leave now."
"Today I was given a box of Jamaican hair extensions.... It was dreadful"
"I wanted to be a banker But then I lost interest."
"Found a bag of weed in my son's bedroom, absolutely horrified! The thing was practically all stems and seeds."
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost"
"Wow dude asks ""What brings you here?"" $14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata"
"What Does a Man With a 12 Inch Cock Have For Breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg."
"A terrorist attack has blown away 2 local houses one made of straw and the other made of wood. Police think that it's probably a lone wolf."
"Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes? A: No eye-deer."