6834
Joke of the Day
"A shower so cold, you call it by your exes name"
Next Joke
"What happens when you leave 50 lesbians and 50 lawyers in a room? You end up with 100 people who don't do dick"
"I came across Jenny's number! 867-5309"
"What do blind people think of a basketball? It's a never ending story."
"Church: Follow Jesus. Me: Does he follow back? Church: .. Me: .. Church: .. Me: Shoutout for shoutout??"
"Jail isn't supposed to be fun why do they get bunk beds?"
"Very Punny! Eric is just Derek without a D"
"There was an explosion at my favorite restaurant last night. News reports say that someone ordered the ""chicken a la Hu-akbar."""
"I want my group project members to lower me into my grave.... ... So that they can let me down one last time."
"[running away from killer] KILLER: YOU'RE GONNA TRIP ON YOUR SHOELACES THEN I'LL GET U ME: MY SHOES ARE VELCRO KILLER: NOOOOOOOOOOOO"