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Joke of the Day
"What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose? Bing fwong dong 9/11"
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"Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation."
"How bout I hold a toaster over you while you're in the tub, and you tweet something that doesn't make me drop it."
"Apparently Burger King will be giving away free whoppers on October 13th to Special Olympians I'd be downs for that"
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton would have never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."
"Take my daughter once, shame on you. Take her twice, shame on me. Take her 3 times, and you're ruining the franchise."
"What does a black Santa say? Hoe, hoe, hoe."
"PLEASE NOTE...The charity event tonight for men that can not ejaculate as been cancelled. . There's just not enough people coming"
"Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers."
"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? Because he fingered a minor."