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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a teacher who's always late for school? Mr Bus."

"My friend was like ""hey bring some cd's to listen to on the trip"" and I was like ""where are we going, 2001?"""

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choke*"

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs"

"How to have sex How do you get a gay man to have sex with a female? You fill her cunt up with shit."

"On her deathbed my wife said, ""Sweety, I will see you in Heaven."" Since then I have kicked a puppy, stole from 4 shops and set fire to an orphanage.!"

"My girlfriend uses an amazing skin moisturizer It's like taking a handy from a baby!"

"Girl you like is taken on Valentines Day? Just because there's a goalkeeper... It doesn't mean you can't score."

"How do you call a game console named after an MMA fighter? Nate DS"

"Why can't guys do the splits? The banana gets in the way. Banana split"