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Joke of the Day
"I bet... ... you clicked here."
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"You had a panic attack on the elevator, so no, you can't go with me to buy drugs"
"What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other? They were MAROONED!"
"My friend David recently lost his ID. Now we just call him dav."
"You've got a buttload of good things coming your way... ...and I'm behind you one hundred percent."
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"[every 3 hours] You know what screw it jm going to treat myself"
"Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand."
"What did Mickey Mouse say to Trump when Goofy threw a shoe at him? DONALD DUCK !!!"
"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it.... Now I can truly think of myself as Independent."