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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen the news about the Seamus Costello Celebrity sex tape? It's all about the star he ploughs."

"What did the Queen say when she lost her dog? ""Where the fuck is my corgi?!"""

"A recent archeological dig was finished at historic Stratford-upon-Avon They found many typewriters and many, many, more monkey skeletons"

"69% of people find something dirty in every sentence."

"I don't understand why the Catholic Church is so against gay pride After all, their central figure was nailed by four Roman guys."

"What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear!"

"First time I had sex I was so scared.... I was all alone."

"The snack that smiles back! Children!"

"A robot walks into a bar. ""What can I get you?"" the bartender asks. ""I need something to loosen up,"" the robot replies. So the bartender serves him a screwdriver."

"I'm such a crastinator... I'm way too busy redditing to go Pro!"