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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the widowed frog that got remarried? His first wife croaked!"
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"What's the difference between a decrepit Greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."
"How do Baroque composers tweet? Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !"
"Where are new Starcraft players born? In the noobula"
"I married a European chess master. He's my Czech mate."
"Surprisingly, Mike Rowe from the show Dirty Jobs has trouble with women. They all say he has a Mike Rowe penis."
"What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ? Whatever you want, he can't hear you.."
"*at interview* Him: What would you say are your strengths? Me: Words Him: Can you say more? Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions"
"What do you call a sexist masseuse? A massage-ynist."