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Joke of the Day
"What two words result in the most marriages? Screw it. EDIT: u/Zui_Quan has a better answer lol"
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"Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon? Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"I'd tell you a joke about a ghost boomerang.. But I don't want it to come back to haunt me."
"What's in a tweet? That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess."
"Why don't snakes have balls? ... because they would look like dicks."
"This murderer my friend knew double crossed him. He really stabbed him in the back."
"What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? Its pasture bedtime"
"What did the pebble say to the rock? I wish I was a little boulder!"
"How much did the lawyer charge the prostitute to represent her in court? Nothing, he did her PRO BONER"