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Joke of the Day
"What two words result in the most marriages? Screw it. EDIT: u/Zui_Quan has a better answer lol"
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"What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic? Trigger-nometry."
"*opens drawer* huh, I don't remember this shirt being pink. OMG...did he...did he do laundry? *slowly opens 2nd drawer* -Law & Order sound"
"CNN admits to dating Fox News."
"My first sex was like 100m dash... ... with 8 black men and a gun."
"Why did the console gamer cross the street? To render the other side."
"What happens when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? You get half way"
"hey pepe hi my name is lyora"
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, except the letters are all arranged in flawless, perfect alphabetical order... AS THEY SHOULD BE."
"I used to dislike the idea of having a beard ... but it slowly grew on me."