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Joke of the Day

"My complete lack of knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my achilles elbow. thanks, Mike!"

"Explaining a fountain to a 3rd world country must be weird. 'Yeah we just shoot clean water into the air and throw our extra money into it'."

"My ex-girlfriend and I both went blind before we broke up. After that, we just couldn't see each other anymore."

"I think it's odd that you can buy binoculars, but no heteronoculars, homonoculars nor transnoculars."

"If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape."

"What did the sadist do to the masochist? nothing."

"People who are afraid of pedophiles need to grow up"

"What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? ...The holocaust"

"I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ??? The que que que?"

"Today I played chess with some old men in the park. It was hard to round up 32 of them."