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Joke of the Day

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard. Edit 1: Why was my title and username changed?"

"I've started a new business making statues of people who can tell the future... ...so far, I'm making a prophet."

"Perhaps the most gut wrenching part of my day is the moment I look in my fast food bag to see if they remembered my straw"

"Taught my grandmother that ""Jabroni"" means ""fine young man"" and it's made our time out in public way more interesting."

"The iWatch is awesome because it's the fastest way to let everyone know you used to have 500 dollars."

"Someone asked me what it's like now that I'm circumcized I told them I get a little less head."

"Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!"

"The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't make that here."" Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar. He gets up and leaves. He takes a seat and orders a Polynesian Pearl Diver."

"Whenever you're feeling inadequate, remember: You know more about medicine than legitimate doctors during the civil war did."

"Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle? It's always right."