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Joke of the Day

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard. Edit 1: Why was my title and username changed?"

"What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk? He began to feel Merry."

"I made a model aircraft. I wanted it to be an unpainted smooth finish wooden aircraft. So I made a plain planed plane plane."

"I wish that Game of Thrones was on Twitter So George RR had to limit it to less than 140 characters."

"Which educational institute did many Jehovah's Witnesses graduate from? The School of Hard Knocks."

"My friend took his grandmother to one of those health spas where tiny fish eat all the dead skin... It cost him $300, but it was a lot cheaper than a funeral..."

"Why does a pencil shave? To look sharp"

"9 out of 7 people can't do fractions"

"My version of a haunted house is hitting yes when an ATM asks me if I'd like to see my balance."

"Why does Saturday stink? Because it has a turd in it."