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Joke of the Day

"Man walks into a bar with a giraffe The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender says, ""Aye, what's that lyin' there?"" The man says, ""It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"""

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"What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"
"Why don't Mexicans have BBQs? Because the beans keep falling through the grill."
"If an Italian could time travel, where would he go? To the Pasta."
"Twitter is the new flypaper."
"Life is sexually transmitted."
"Anyone under the age of 21 should be legally required to end every sentence with the phrase ""but there's a good chance I'm wrong about that"""
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because you got picked on in high school? Cop: *sniffles* Shut up."
"Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk? It always had some sort of weed on it!"
"""To label you ""divine"" would be to capture but a fraction of your resplendence. ... and could you pleeeeease grab an Oreo while you're up?"""