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Joke of the Day
"What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature? Luke warm. ^^im ^^sorry"
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"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? Nobody will pay money to watch a lentil."
"Why has Mexico never won olympic gold? All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas."
"It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words."
"Whoever invented work should have taugh it to masturbate so that it could do itself."
"You know what they say, ""liquor before beer, you still have a problem but cute rhymes make it less clear."""
"sorry I cut you off mid-sentence so I could sprint after an ice cream truck"
"How did the possessed lady lose weight? Diet and exorcise."
"What's the healthiest cuisine? Vitaminese food."
"Never tell a joke about a midget. They can come back to bite you on the ass"