9792

Joke of the Day

"The average human body contains enough human bones to make up an entire human skeleton."

"I tried to give a motivation: Backfired So this friend of mine broke up with his long term girl friend.I told him "" to hang in there""and he literally hanged himself. Was that a dick motivation?"

"You know, I always thought that show Deadliest Catch was about HIV... But here it turns out to be about Crabs"

"What's the hot new romance novel for nerds 256 shades of grey"

"Wifey put some girly glitter soap in the bathroom. This morning I look like I either just came from the strip club, or showered with Ke$ha."

"Do you believe in love at first site? A boy asked a girl: ""Do you believe in love at first site?"". The Girl replied, ""No"". The boy phewed and said: ""We should meet again then"". Ultimate Thug Life."

"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? A: An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"What do American beer and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both f**king close to water."

"The wife & I fought last night. Saying things that can't be taken back. Like perishable goods. Baby food. DVDs with broken seals. Underwear."

"What do you call a relative of a nap? A napkin."