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Joke of the Day

"What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast? Hash with alot of Salt"

"I bought a book of pick-up lines, but the pages were empty... turns out it was written by Bill Cosby."

"How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos"

"[Rappers job interview] Boss: What is your biggest weakness? Me: My rhyme game is weak. I can't speak. I'm a geek. Birds have feathers."

"Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them, to replace the oxygen they waste."

"Why did the Xbox owner cross the road? To fuck your mom."

"What's the difference between the UN and ISIS? The pension package."

"My 13 year old daughter just lit a cigarette at the kitchen table. I've never been more furious! And in front of her kids too!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !"

"What's the difference between a sin and a shame? It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out."