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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !"
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"What do Godot and my wife have in common? Both are French."
"Who is 50 feet tall, has a blue ox and kills co-eds? Ted Bunyan."
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"The only thing worse than sitting down on a cold toilet seat is sitting down on a warm toilet seat."
"Before a long trip I drink allot of alcohol the night before. Dehydration will work for me for once."
"My Wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe.........."
"How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better."
"What does an Asian chicken sound like? Bok Bok Bok CHOY"